When a Stranger Calls
Her telephone rang in the night.
It gave the young woman a fright.
She picked up the phone,
and heard nothing but tone.
Through the night there was nothing but plight.
Six in a Row
The Yankees are down in a slump.
And their rivals are playing the trump.
Like a bee to a midge,
I turned baseball to bridge.
At this rate, the Yanks might as well crump!
The Problem with Kids
The light bulb went off in a flash.
The plates hit the floor with a crash.
The noise will abound,
when the kids are around.
And you’re bound to have piles of trash.
A boy that was taking a stroll,
walked too slow and bumped into a pole.
The pole was so mad,
that he picked up the lad
with his hands that were made out of cole.
For all you spanish scholars, forgive me. I know that the meter doesnt quite fit in line three with "clase"
Español es un clase fácil.
And in no way is it an ordeal.
Cuando voy al clase,
I am met with a fray,
Pero los alumnos son gentil.
A store that sells many devices,
Must sell them at discounted prices.
With treacherous guile,
They put on a smile.
And sprinkle the shoppers with spices.