Saturday, December 08, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
...a simple history of limericks...in a limerick. I'll be republishing as verses appear.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
As time went on, I realized that the limericks had lost the brilliance and originality that they contained when I first started writing. It saddens me to say that my quest to write one limerick everyday is over; however, thank you everyone who helped me to get to 155 limericks. That should be an accomplishment within itself. Limericks arn't the easiest poems to write correctly, and those who read the blog can say without a shadow of a doubt that, I always tried to make my meter and ryhming as perfect as possible. I've decided to end the daily limerick quest officially, and start a new one. One that should have been the main focus from the beginning: Writing daily about anything related to limericks. That's my resolve from now on.
I hope this isn't a turn off to the many readers I've gained over time and I apologize for making you wait over twenty days without any explanation at all! Finals and many projects took up most of my time; the blog wasn't the main thing on my mind. So, it's safe to come back to reading daily, and, don't worry; the overall quest of becoming a blog of note is still active. It'll take some work though, so, please don't stop the encouraging comments
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
When staying out long in the sun,
Its better to tan with your son.
‘cause the tanning booths try
to heat you till you fry;
by the way, try to pardon my pun.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Sunday, May 06, 2007
A True Renaissance Man
A renaissance fair man named Mike,
took his anger out using a pike.
In blood they were doused,
in the streets, at the joust,
Michael proved himself to be a tyke.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Six in a Row
The Yankees are down in a slump.
And their rivals are playing the trump.
Like a bee to a midge,
I turned baseball to bridge.
At this rate, the Yanks might as well crump!
The Problem with Kids
The light bulb went off in a flash.
The plates hit the floor with a crash.
The noise will abound,
when the kids are around.
And you’re bound to have piles of trash.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
A boy that was taking a stroll,
walked too slow and bumped into a pole.
The pole was so mad,
that he picked up the lad
with his hands that were made out of cole.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Sunday, April 15, 2007
For all you spanish scholars, forgive me. I know that the meter doesnt quite fit in line three with "clase"
Español es un clase fácil.
And in no way is it an ordeal.
Cuando voy al clase,
I am met with a fray,
Pero los alumnos son gentil.